Dear Summer the Season,
Thanks for being so fucking hot and sunny, because the rest of the year blows (sorry, Spring, we know you try). That being said, we encourage the rest of you to get naked and frolic in the garden because it’s summer and that’s what you do in summer, kids.
Before you know it, it’ll be autumn again and the leaves will fall and it will get cold again. You’ll have to break out the sweaters. Fuck the sweaters.
It’s okay, though, because we have a killer Autumn soundtrack for the site ready to go. But don’t worry about that now, because you should be outside enjoying your summer. Strip, streak, sip, sizzle, swim, stroke. Something else that starts with an S. Sex? Sure.
In the mean time, don’t stop posting your favorite naked city spots, because that’s just the way to kick off the middle of the summer… help out a fellow skin-suited fiend.
Disclaimer: Sorry, Southern Hemisphere… but to be fair, your winters are like our summers anyway, so you can’t even complain.
GO GET NAKED, YOU LITTLE PRUDES